- Why would God make us so different if he wanted us to be the same?

- Prayer saves, Mary, it has been medically proven. You know that!

- I know what you're looking at, Mary...and Jesus does too.

- Lilian: I keep trying to remember that everytime Jesus closes a door, he opens a window.

- Mary: Yeah, so that we have something to jump out of.

- No, Roland... I crashed my van into Jesus! Okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am NOT okay! This is not how I wanted to remember my Prom. This is not how I wanted to remember my life.